Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Cause we are living in a material world, and I am a materially-oriented folklore prof (for this week, at least)

Clever folks, these youngsters. From cooking Lebanese food to taking off underpants - sort of the alpha and the omega - we know how to do stuff with stuff. I am concerned that two of our Chinese students know all these breaking and entering techniques, which gets my xenophobic tendencies a-sizzlin': but I know the two of them and they're sweet, so they must want to break into your house to water your plants and feed your pets.

And I've wanted to know exactly how to play a comb since I first read Pippi Longstocking back in the day (as the kids are saying).

One technique I know how to do by informal or observed experience is how make cookies and other baked goods by watching my mother and grandmother when I was younger and learning from their examples and what they explained to me.


I have to say the single greatest invention I ever learned how to make was the paper airplane. While bland and underappreciated by some, this (was then) state-of-the-art piece of work was my single greatest pass time in class from the grades 1-6. I learned this noble skill from my childhood friends, Matt and Justin. I have reconstructed one of their original designs and have now made it more weightless, sleek and a great level more durable; not to mention it's improved airborn time, while being suspended in the air.
I'll bring one in to show you tomorrow. Alright, well that's my assignment.


Relating to material culture, something that I have learned how to "make" is my bed. I learned this from my mother. This is a technique that my mother taught me and my sister's how to do. I dont remember if she actually taught us how to make our beds or if we learned how to do it from watching her do it.


i am going to talk about the technology about how to find laser line in the dark, which i was learned from the Movie about steeling money from Bank saver.
We need one glass of red wine. If We look through the glass of red wine, we can find the laser line.
you can to dodge the security system of bank, then take the money.
good luck!


My story is about the Pin Pang Balls when we were playing we are the kids.
I remembered that we 6 fellows always played Pin Pang together. At that time, we only have few Pin Pang balls, and that was always flat, because of we played hard or kicked the ball by mistake.
One day we used all the balls we had at that time. And we did not want to go home. We were looking at all the flat Pin Pang balls. Suddenly , one fellow came out one idea.
He put the flat ball in his drinking glass, filling with boiling water. The ball returned to round. So we can play again.
That is what I learned at that time. Not from the book, only from him, my Pin Pang buddy.


Something I know how to make that I have learned through observation is a Lebanese food called a Flatia, which is a type of meat turn over. I have watched my Great Aunt as well as my Grand Parents and Parents make this food using certain techniques that I have come to master. The dough must be flattened into a circle followed by filling the dough with meat and finally pinching the sides together to make a triangle, then cooked in the oven. The method of making the Flatias has always been used in my family and has been learned by younger generations by observation and informal instruction.


Although I am not musical, this is one of the instruments that I was shown how to make as a child that I used to love to play. It doesn't even matter if the tune doesn't carry, the sound is fun! It is a comb kazoo.
It requires two items:
a comb, similar to ones that guys used to carry around in their back pocket--maybe some still do.
a piece of wax paper (of a size that can be folded in half over the comb)
Fold the piece of wax paper around the prongs of the comb, then place your mouth on the paper and blow/hum. The vibrations will make the kazoo sound. The teeth of the comb are fine and close spaced on one end and thicker and wider spaced on the other so you end up with a range of sounds.


For this week’s question, we are asked to tell something that we know how to make from past material instruction. Well for this question, I will explain how everyone used to learn how to make those mini volcanoes that everyone used to make in science class. It was very popular to make for science fairs when I was a little kid and eventually they were banned from the fairs because too many people used to make them.
First off, you would make the outer part of the volcano, which can be made by taking a piece of cardboard and making it into the shape of a volcano. Next you would make paper mache, which consists of taking strips of newspaper and dipping them into the paste (which is made usually with water, glue and flour) and sticking them around the cardboard until its fully covering the volcano. You wait until its try and then you paint the volcano into its volcano type color.
Finally, you simply put a cylinder shaped object and place it in the inside of the volcano for the eruption part of the volcano. Once this is done, you can plan the eruption process. This occurs when you mix vinegar and baking soda because it creates a “chemical reaction” and results in a fizzing sensation. You may want to add food coloring to make it more realistic.


In junior high and late elementary there was a big "note folding" phase. Everyone was writing notes to their friends and it was always a challenge to see who knew how to fold that papers in the best complicated shapes. Folding the notes was like making a fancy envelope out of the note itself and making it no larger than a square-ish shape that would fit in the palm of your hand.


When I was a child and just learning how to tie my shoes, my mom taught me the technique that a lot of people still use today; the bunny ears. I would watch her step by step, try it after her, if I couldn't do it, she would show me again until I got it. So because of this, I will always know how to tie a bow or even just make a not.


I have the ability to "do" or "make" many interesting things. The short list includes Ritz dip, peanut butter crunchy fudge ice cream and taking my boxers off without removing my pants. As for the dip - I cannot reveal the ingredients, but I assure you it is quite tasty. The ice cream on the other hand is a recipe I am willing to reveal. First you must take 4 scoops of vanilla ice cream and put it in a blender. Then take 5 tablespoons of peanut butter, I prefer Skippy.Blend the two together until thoroughly mixed. Then take the chocolate stuff that gets hard when you put it on ice cream and pour about 1/8 of a cup in while blending.(blender must be on while pouring it in for optimal results). Put the mixture in a bowl just big enough to accommodate the concoction and place in the freezer to be eaten the next day. You have to wait, but it is so worth it in the end.
As for the boxer thing - I learned it from my idol - the one and only, Mr. Bean. If you decide to try it at home I suggest you start with shorts and work your way up to pants. Otherwise you may seriously injure the bits and pieces.


Since, I came to the Canada, I keep learning lots of cooking stuff. I did not know how to cook when I was living with my parents, but, after I studied alone in Canada, I have to learn how to live well myself. Therefore, I learned everything, not just cooking, such as laundry, driving, cleaning the room and so on. Most of time, they are just some little tiny stuff, but they still can bother you. In fact, whenever you start getting into them, you will find out how easily they will be. That is my experiences.


I know how to make a hemp necklace. I learned it from my brother. He used to sit in his room and work on them for hours. I always wondered what he was doing so one time I gave it a try and eventually got the hang of it. It’s pretty tricky when your trying to add the beads in, but I got it!


An object I know how to ‘make’ based on informal experience would be “cats cradle”. This where you use string around your hands to make different type puzzles that someone else has to solve while moving the string onto their own hands. Of course this is a very loose definition of how its done, but it’s very hard how to describe without observing or experiencing it. I was shown by one of my sister’s friends while out on a camping trip with the school. We were the only two awake on the bus trip out to the campsite so she decided to teach me something that would keep us both distracted for the remainder of the trek. I have been taught a number of ways to do this, or make different shapes using the same “cats cradle’ technique. I even taught a little girl that I once baby-sat how to do this so her and her sister had something to show to her class for show and tell that started with a ‘c’.


I learned the way to folding laundries by observing from my mom doing. I actually don’t remember when and how I learned.
I also learned the way to do something more quickly as possible. For example, when I was working as a part-time job, I have to do job as quickly as possible. My senior sometimes told me the way to do faster, but most of them I learned by myself by observing the way seniors doing. It was important to work at my part-time job.
I learned how to cook or how to cut for cooking. It is both from my mom and my friends and also from TV.
I also learned how to play the piano through my piano teacher by observing. They taught me how to play the piano not only observing but also saying how to make sounds better.
One more thing that I can think of is the way to wrapping some present with paper for gift. I always observe carefully the cashier is wrapping for the gift. And then I do the same way by myself when I wrap something for my friend or something like that.
There are many things that I learned from observing.


My friends and I would always make friendship bracelets. I don’t know who taught us but we just picked it up as we went along. One friend would teach the other. We would create new ways to knot the strings and new combinations of colours and weaves. To make a bracelet all that is needed is a couple pieces of string and a set of hands. All you have to do is braid, knot, and weave the different colours of string together. When completed give to a friend or keep it for yourself.


How to open a locked door, I learned it when I been to Canada.
There are always some problems of my lock when I am in Canada. Sometimes, I might lock the key in the room, or the door locked itself or by someone. Or some of my friends do the same things. But when I was in Toronto, one of my friends taught me how to unlock the door. He used a firm card, such as the membership card, student card, library card, don’t use the telephone card even we have a lot of used phone card because they are too soft. Put the card in between the door and the wall which is the small line that can just fit the card. Then push the card, the door would unlock. It works on many doors in Canada. And I saw some of my friends really unlock by this way. And I tried a few times, but it broke all my cards that used to break in…


An example that came to mind when I read this question was how I learned how to make home made Christmas tree ornaments. I caught on from watching my mom make crafts every year and my creativity took over from there. It was kind of a tradition when my siblings and I were younger to make a tree ornament every year. We would take 2 pine cones and paint them white so they would look like two snowballs. We would then glue them together to make the body. We also cut out different shapes with felt ( nose, eyes, scarf ) and got a little messy with the glue to finally reach the finished product. The hardest part was trying to tie a knot with the string to hang the ornament on the tree. When I was younger I had help from my parents but finally this year I figured it out. (just kidding) Even now I still get craft ideas from my mom and make my own. It has become a pretty fun past time.
One thing I learned how to make through observation is the perfectly roasted marshmallow over a campfire. I learned this while as a kid at camp over the summer. We would go sometimes and sleep in tents rather than in cabins as we usually did. On these nights we would have the luxury if you will of having a nice campfire and of course with a campfire must come marshmallows. So, in watching other people I learned what caused marshmallows to go up in flames, while others hardly looked cooked at all. It was in holding the stick just far enough away from the flames that the marshmallow was exposed to the heat and yet not close enough to be set ablaze. It made for the perfect golden-like delicious marshmallow and yummy it was!!!


I could not think of something I learned to make though informal training, but I did think of something I learned to do through informal observation. I learned by watching my dad and my grandfather how to fish, the best place to look for worms and how to clean what I catch.
My dad took me fishing as soon as I was old enough not to fall in. I learned how to cast and how to tie and bait the hook. But I learned from watching him where to look for fish, were the sweet spots are and the tricks to reeling them in once you set the hook.
Grampie showed me how to fish the brooks and streams and how to ice fish. He showed me the right kind of cat food to use to catch trout through the ice, the right way to cut a hole, and I think most important were the lessons on how to get out if I fell in. I learned a lot on those trips, he showed me how to identify animal tracks, what grows where, all kinds of things found in nature. I learned a lot just by listening to him while we walked.
I learned when I got older how to fly fish from my dad. That is my favourite style of fishing. I had to learn a lot on my own, because fly fishing is all about finding a rhythm and it isn’t always something you can teach. Again, he and my grandfather taught me how to tie a fly, (I am really not patient enough to do it all the time) and how to read the river and where the good pools are.
Over the years I have modified my techniques and discovered my own baits and tricks for catching the big one. I have yet to land anything on my fly rod, but three years ago I caught a 19inch trout on my casting rod, my dad still talks about it.


One thing I remember learning to make was homemade play dough. My mom and I used to always make it whenever I couldn’t find anything to play with. It was just made using just basic kitchen items; flour, water, food coloring, etc. Homemade play dough was the only thing that came to my mind when I heard this question.


After reading this weeks question a couple of times. I remember a so called “technique” that was done a numerous amount of times by mostly females but sometimes males would take part too. This technique is known as the “bunny rabbit”. It is done with any pair of 5 slim finger gloves; you take the middle finger of one and turn it inside out, next making sure that you leave one glove on the hand when doing this the middle finger that was just folded in is connected to the glove that is on the opposite hand. Next, the rest of the fingers are folded through the rest of the hand and then turned inside out. Finally, the “ears” are pulled through, the ears are the second and third finger.
TADA!! You have made a bunny rabbit. I don’t see many young males or females doing this anymore as I think that this technique has become “out of style now”

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Mail is down - sign-up sheet on door

Although it's not an excuse for not updating faithfully, you should all be aware that the university's mail server has gone kablooey, so I haven;t had an email in three days. You may have been sent messages about "undeliverable": but like every girlfriend ever told me, it's not you, it's me.

Also, for those CONSPICUOUSLY absent today, there was a sign-up sheet passed around for presentations. It's on my door (CE-263C) and will be brought to class. But heads up: the last day is all dibbed so, you snooze you lose, early bird gets the worm, first come first served, colder than a witch's naughty bits, and so forth.

And look what I just came across: Martin Sexton, "Women and Wine," from his album In the Journey.

Material Culture - Question of the week

Okay: after struggling with how to phrase it, this is a good take on the question:

Identify something you know how to "make" (i.e. a technique for creating, modifying, adapting an object) that you learned through observation or informal instruction.

"Cootie-catchers," "nit-pickers," "fortune-tellers" - whatever name they go by - are perhaps the golden example: it is unlikely (in North America) that you learned them from school, like from a teacher or in the classroom. More likely, you learned them from peers.

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Other examples could include how to fold a fitted sheet, how to change a bra under an item of clothing, how to stack logs in a fireplace, how to make a dumpling: anything that involves stuff.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Wise men say "Only fools rush in," but I can't help asking my students about instances of proverbial lore in their experience

My students are wise, sage, sapient, etc. Certainly inasmuch as they have proverbs up the ying yang. I am pleased how some of the more metaphorical proverbs still apply literally ("let sleeping dogs lie" is a handy reference for dog breeders/animal resuce shelters, as well as contributing a more elusive sagacity.

An example I forgot to mention in class: did anyone see Children of Men, the Clive Owen film? Dis anyone stay through the closing credits? Did anyone listen to the lyrics of the closing song? Jarvis Cocker (ex of Pulp) has this awesome song called "Running the World." He includes two proverbial expressions, each of which contradicts the other (like "he who hesitiates" / "look before you leap"). Can you spot it?

Well did you hear, there’s a natural order.
Those most deserving will end up with the most.
That the cream cannot help but always rise up to the top,
Well I say: Shit floats.

One piece of proverbial wisdom is "fall down nine rimes, get up ten". This means that no matter how many times you fail at something, you should keep trying until you succeed. One can abide by this by always trying their hardest and never giving up no matter how hopeless the odds seem to be.


I have to admit I chose this particular piece of wisdom because it relates to much of my life. Life at sea (as a seamen and pirate) is also my thesis topic this year so it has a little extra meaning for me.
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.
I believe this if from an old english proverb and it pertains to life lessons. If your life is smooth and devoid of errors [ smooth sea] you will never learn[ you never become that skilled mariner]. A sailor does not learn his trade by sailing on calm seas. His job is one of apprenticeship, which means he will learn to do his trade by doing the work. Therefore the sailor must experience the turmoil of the sea in order to successfully learn how to do his job; just like people need to make mistakes to help them learn. Our lives would be lacking substance if we did not hit a few rough waves along the way.
I abide by this piece of wisdom by remembering that life can be good but the good doesn't happen over night. Life, like everything worth while, takes time and practice. and when life hits me with one of those rough waves i'm comforted to know I am a strong swimmer.


For the weekly question, we are suppose to identify a piece of proverbial wisdom that is common do people in general. The statement that I chose is one that I am very familiar with and it has to do with most commonly sports. The statement in which I imply is “To the victor goes the spoils.”
This quote simply means if you are victorious at one thing or another, you will be rewarded in some way. This could mean in a certain competition, or even your own personal goals that could lead you to something good. Spoils means a lot of riches and according to this quote, you can get these riches if you accomplish something great.
I would refer to this quote as all the times I play sports in the past and present. This quote is meaningful every time I play basketball, soccer or tennis. Every time I win something, I shall be recognized and rewarded. This goes for everyone in general who has one a championship or something individually. This quote can be used also as a motivational tool to strive to win something.


Look before you leap
This proverb teaches you to think of the consequences before you act. This is useful to me because I feel it is always important to think before I act so that I do the right thing and it is not something I will regret. Also to think before I speak so I can be understood properly. This is also important to consider when making decisions in that you should weigh all of your options before making the final decision.


There are a number of pieces of proverbial wisdom that seem to dominate the business world chief among them seems to be:
It’s a dog eat dog world.” This usually means that the world is ruthlessly competitive and you have to look out for your own interests. In my experience, this particularly applies to the consulting field, in which large consulting firms bid for contracts (usually government) that are worth millions of dollars—each firm is selling essentially the same commodity, people—their skills and services.
It serves as a warning to consultants not to trust each other when it comes to sharing information. It creates an ‘us’ and ‘them’ mentality that polarizes groups of workers, making people distrustful of each other.


The piece of proverbial wisdom that I would like to express is "Its all part of life's rich pagent". Besides being the namesake of one of my favorite albums, it signifies the 'going on' of our existence. In essence you take the good with the bad. Somethings may be going good for you, others not so much but it is all part of life. I think that it is a good lesson to live your life by. Life isn't always the best but you have to deal with it.

"When a door closes, a window opens. This means if 1 opportunity ends or doesn't work out, another opportunity becomes available. Example: Julia Roberts thought it was the end of the world for leaving the convent, but really it was the best thing that ever happened to her, in The movie " The Sound Of Music".

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." --Chinese Proverb
This quote is apparently from the Chinese proverb, but it's something my mother has always told me, especially when I complained of doing chores. In the context in which it was told to me, it meant that my mother could continue to do these chores for me, but if I learned to do them for myself I'd be much better off. So even though I would rather be lazy most of the time and have my mother or someone else pick up after me, I try to do and learn different things for myself in hopes that it will pay off in the future.


A piece of proverbial which I think we all try to live by is the Japanese proverb "Fall seven times, stand up eight". This means that you have to try again after a failed attempt and to never back down. It includes standing up for what you believe in. Personally, I try to follow it by simply keep on keepin' on. If I try something and fail then I merely dust myself off, get in the right mindset and make another attempt. If you just try something once, you aren't really trying at all.


An example of a piece of proverbial wisdom would be " Live and Learn". This proverb is just describing how the only way to learn from your mistakes is by making them and learning for future so that you will not make the same mistakes twice. This is a proverb that I usually follow. I think that it is so true what the only way to live is by making mistakes and learning from those mistakes!!


That is a interesting topic. I heard lots of proverb in English. I think proverbs are a sapiential representative. For example “a burnt child dreads the fire.” there is the same mean in Chinese. It is the “someone was bit by snake, someone dreads the rope.”
If you do not study hard when young you'll end up bewailing your failures as you grow up.
If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame.
If you have never done anything evil, you should not be worrying about devils to knock at your door.
Kill one to warn a hundred.
Lift a stone only to drop on your own feet.
No wind, no waves.
Those are some of the proverbs in China


A candle lights others and consumes itself.
It is mean: a candle is burning itself and bringing the lights to us until it burned itself out. It tells us one important thing that is a self-devotion spirit. In our life, there have many people who are dedicating themselves to their work like teachers. As a teacher, he is spending a lot of time on teaching his students and giving the knowledge and experience for us.


I remember when I was younger my grandmother would use different sayings to teach us about the ‘important’ qualities of life. I remember hearing one in particular more than once. It wasn’t until I was a bit older that I learned that most of what she used to teach us was old proverbs. The one I remember most is an old Irish proverb, “If you dig a grave for others, you might fall into it yourself.” When I was younger this proverb used to creep me out a little. So to make it a little less creepy I always thought of it instead as, don’t do something for others unless you’re prepared of the consequences of your actions. Because this is what I thought when hearing this proverb, this is also what I would use to describe what it means. I always try and think of what my actions may lead to before I do something but I have found that time doesn’t always allow for that. So no I can’t say I always abide by it, though I do try to.


Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
This means that people want good things to happen to them, but they don’t want to do the work to get there. If you want to go to heaven, the sacrifice is you will have to die. However, not all people are looking forward to death. For instance, if I wanted to lose 20 lbs; I would have to exercise and do the work to help me lose the weight. Yet no one wants to exercise to lose the weight, they just want it gone. I avail myself of this because it gives you a reality check on how things really are. I believe this statement is true. It kind of makes me think twice on how you have to put the effort into something if you really want it to happen.


Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get”- Forrest Gump. This basically means that during life you never know whats going to happen, you have an idea what to expect, but everything is random so you never fully know. This proverb never made sense to me for years, probably because I was like 10 when I first saw the movie. I thought of this proverb, proabably because its so well known, but its actually really relevant to everyone’s life. You never know how things are going to turn out or even what’s going to happen next.


Let sleeping dogs lie” and “the chickens always come home to roost” are two proverbs that come to mind. In the first example, people generally know what happens when you disturb the dog, the proverb suggests you should just leave well enough alone.
My personal experience with this plays out at least once a week. Hoontitten torments my husky Misty, she rubs up against her, tickles her nose and ears with her whiskers, walks on her, is just generally insulting to the dog. This is fine with Misty, unless Titten decides to do this while Misty is sleeping, then look out. She wakes up and the war is on, she snarls and tries to grab the cat, the cat then promptly boxes Misty’s nose and order is quickly restored. But it is a different dog that wakes up and goes after the cat, and Titten is lucky Misty is good natured otherwise it would end very badly for the cat.
Personally, I just leave well enough alone.
The second example, any time I heard it meant that you had been doing something to someone, talking about someone and now that has happened to you. Like chickens, who are very reliable in coming home to roost every night. You can be assured that if you are talking behind people’s backs or using them for something, that it will happen to you before you know it.


Do onto others, as they would do onto you
In other words if you want to be treated a certain way treat your friends and/or family that way so they will treat you the same way back. I along with pretty much everyone in the world use this every day. In an easy example if you want to be respected by someone you must respect them.


Don’t count your chicken’s before they hatch
I’m sure you’ve only heard this one about 1000 times, but in other words this piece of proverbial wisdom means don’t count on something that you don’t really have yet. For example, you are applying for a new job that you think you have a really good chance at getting. You pass in your resume the boss smiles at you and immediately you start planning on what you can spend your first pay check on then your second and maybe third. ( This is when you should be smart and think wait I have no money and I’m still walking on eggshells waiting to see if I got the job or not.) But of course some people jump ahead of themselves and apply for a credit card assuming they will get the job, get paid and be able to pay their debt after maxing out their credit card. This proverb referring to counting chickens before they hatch is the same idea. Assuming you have 12 eggs , some people take it for granted they will have 12 chickens who will make more eggs and make them money. In some cases things may turn out good but what if some of the eggs are bad? What if you don’t get the job? ...could lead you to some problems. This proverbial lesson could definitely relate too a lot of people , unfortunately myself sometimes.


“Oh my oh my” I shall certainly ponder this weeks question for a brief moment…. Hmmm… Okay the answer to this weeks question for me is “Practice makes perfect” yes this is a general one and well I must say wow… it took me a while to think which would be the best because there are so many to choose from!! “Practice makes perfect” means that if you do something over and over you will gradually get better. An example could be winning a game. You are eventually going to win if you practice of ways to get better and better each time. Another idea is doing a trick on someone the more you practice the better you will get in addition to the harder it will be for your opponent to figure out! So just remember…. Practice and you will be perfect!!!!!!!!


An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an expression used by many people. Easting and apple a day will not necessarily keep the doctor away but eating healthy keeps the doctor away. It means that I you are to eat healthy you will not have to see the doctor as often. Eating healthy results in a healthier living that results in fewer visitations to the doctors.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Question the, what, seventh?

Identify a piece of proverbial wisdom: what does it mean, and how do you avail yourself of it? Here's an example:
The early bird gets the worm.
Ornithological husbandry advice? Nay, methinks a metaphor is implied. Now, come up with your own.